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Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35222) - you deserved it (4734)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Bucks9 (man) - United States (Virginia)

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