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Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"
Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015