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Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20735) - you deserved it (4465)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

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Apparently you are a immature and somewhat spiteful old woman if you have to make sure to point out the kid had pimples.

#11 - On 07/28/2011 at 6:15am by ItsApril

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I don't see what you're complaining about you saved a whole 30 cents!! Chin up.

#4 - On 07/28/2011 at 6:07am by x_KL_x

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