Money, Growing old and Miscellaneous: I'll take it

I'll take it

By Not That Old - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

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By skyeraven - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By Hank Gummyworm - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

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By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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The argument for fake IDs

By bryans_fresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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Thanks!

By RiceSickle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

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lindsaysue 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...

colgesuks 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful

Comments

slkc91 1

Friday 29 July 2011 7:54

Wow. You are an ungrateful OLD bitch.

sleepindevil 15

Friday 29 July 2011 8:22

Sorry now rich person, do you really give a tip when you pay for the food as you order? Really? So you go into McDonald's or KFC and give them tips too? Typically tips are given AFTER the food is eaten as you pay the bill. This happens at all classy, menu type, restaurants. Maybe your fat ass has never seen a proper restaurant before.

mellahey 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:06

You order a 10 dollar special and pull out exactly 10 bucks? You don't believe in leaving a tip? So your cheap as well as haggard.....

RealDjRatchet 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:12

your 50 years old? y r u on FML? grankids huh?

AmberBieber 0

Friday 29 July 2011 8:59

I love El Pollo Loco!

woody768 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:24

woah! thirty cents! lucky hoe :P

CaliCutie365 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:53

Maybe he meant "Señor" but didn't bother to use a Spanish accent? lol ?

canucks92 0

Friday 29 July 2011 13:34

look at ops name

justbigbs 6

Friday 29 July 2011 14:35

I agreed with #13, Yes I would like my senior discount with that laptop and car please, and how about that house there sonny boy. Gimme a senior discount any day, and I could take that to the bank yay.

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 29 July 2011 21:12

At least you didn't have to pay full price?

linnie_wesker 20

Friday 29 July 2011 23:06

Uh, you're an asshole that clearly thinks everyone that has a service job is beneath you. I work at a restaurant and I have acne and I sincerely hope my regular customers don't know me as "that pimple-faced hostess" Seriously, YDI.