Money, Growing old and Miscellaneous: I'll take it

I'll take it

By Not That Old - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

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By skyeraven - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By Hank Gummyworm - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

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What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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People of Walmart

By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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The argument for fake IDs

By bryans_fresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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Thanks!

By RiceSickle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

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lindsaysue 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...

colgesuks 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:39

When this post first appeared, it read El Polo Loco. It has since been edited. That seems to happen a lot.

TypicuL 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:43

You sound like a dick...

kwsoccer 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 23:58

grandma's on fml?!??!???!!?

neander 8

Friday 29 July 2011 1:27

That's nothing to complain about, take a discount whenever you can. If they ask if you get the discount, reply, damn right I do!

EZ2XLR8 7

Friday 29 July 2011 1:50

Do you smoke, tan... or both? They can both can make you age a lot quicker. You can ask a dermatologist if you don't believe me... or even look it up online... or even look at older people who tan and smoke, you can see it upfront. I know I do at work all the time, I work at an adult hospital as a Nurse Practitioner. However... if you don't do either... well than either he has bad eyesight, or you just simply didn't age very well. I do, but don't feel sorry for you. This could easily fall into either category.

LaughAtLaugh 7

Friday 29 July 2011 2:57

YDI for getting upset at saving $0.30 and staying pissed off about all the way through your meal, car ride home, and walk to the computer. Chill ...... out .....