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Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML


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On 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by ladytyy - United States (Illinois)

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Hot Pockets are good!

#2 - On 07/28/2011 at 3:04am by txgirl2013

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Is it at least an improvement from her regular cooking?

#5 - On 07/28/2011 at 3:09am by BrimfullOfAsher

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