Miscellaneous: Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand...

By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2011 9:04

Hot Pockets are good!

DjBlaze 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:05

That sounds amazing

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ZombieKing1215 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:20

Hot Pockets = the food of BAWSSES

tessababy 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:26

Stop complaining, I eat them everyday. they're amazing!

unrealzeuss 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:28

you unthankful bitch children in africa wouldn't dare to dream of a microwave! but they dont have any microwave food there so they would probably trade it for a goat or something

LetsgoJets21 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:13

your gonna get sick

Gela96 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:26

ur complaining about eating hot pockets?

Emma_Rose16 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:48

If you're tired of hot pockets can't you cook something else? YDI for not doing something about it

aprilbitxh 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:16

lmfao. that's funny as ****!

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:10

Diariah pockets

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:09

quit bitchin you ****** pussy hot pockets go hard like a postcard

Bikou_fml 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 13:11

And what, might I ask, is bad about 24/7 hot pockets?

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