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Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (17722)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

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you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

#10 - On 07/26/2011 at 6:16pm by flockz

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A honey bee? I had not known they stung. Shit, back to google.

#6 - On 07/26/2011 at 6:13pm by AnagenisisZagus

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