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Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML


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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Sounds like the begining of a pornfilm

#4 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:36pm by TheHam

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that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

#2 - On 07/25/2011 at 6:35pm by KVKdragon

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