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Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

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Did she eat it afterwards?

#8 - On 07/20/2011 at 12:54pm by hellokat1

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Ew... Who does that? My dad asked me to peel the dead skin off his sunburn once, and that was gross enough. I certainly wouldn't be doing it to some random stranger! Sorry you had to deal with such a creep, OP. FYL

#10 - On 07/20/2011 at 12:55pm by VeganVampyre

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