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Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41601) - you deserved it (2975)

On 05/07/2009 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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