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Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
That's hardly a FML more of a FHL, but my mom is crazy, too, i know how you feel
Why is it so crazy to talk to your pet? As long as you don't expect them to talk back, I see no problem.
And if anything, it's more like "fuck your mom's life", yo. :P
Edit: I'm so glad jiequals3 got first and wasn't a dumb bitch and shouted first. Thank you, good person. :]
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