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Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
Why is it so crazy to talk to your pet? As long as you don't expect them to talk back, I see no problem.
And if anything, it's more like "fuck your mom's life", yo. :P
Edit: I'm so glad jiequals3 got first and wasn't a dumb bitch and shouted first. Thank you, good person. :]
Most people talk to their dogs, snakes aren't any different.
I would remind him that it's probably not a good policy to bad mouth costumers to other costumers. What is he going to say about you to the next guy in line?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015