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Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML


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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.

#3 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:09am by Kirashai

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wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?

#5 - On 07/16/2011 at 10:10am by ashleykay94

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