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Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36546) - you deserved it (4445)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

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well punch that fucker back:p

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 4:15pm by orangejuice12

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You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

#17 - On 07/12/2011 at 4:19pm by Sparkiee93

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