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Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by Preggie - Singapore

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its time to walk instead of using buses .

#5 - On 07/07/2011 at 4:38am by meliesFML

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haha that's a good indication that you should lose weight!

#3 - On 07/07/2011 at 4:35am by annamei

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