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Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML


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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

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dumb... just dumb. isn't that the first think we are taught about a car's engine? don't touch the radiator cap when it is hot, or if the car is smoking. YDI

#4 - On 07/06/2011 at 5:58am by arminium

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That's the number one rule! You NEVER remove ANYTHING from a smoking car! Come on now! I'm a girl and even I knew that...

#6 - On 07/06/2011 at 5:59am by DesB

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