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Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19362) - you deserved it (4488)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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a lot of people seem to think that

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:53pm by Elenachka

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Can't Judaism be a religion and a race? Fuck me if I'm wrong.

#11 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:56pm by BaconDave

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