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Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (2845)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm - misc - by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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invite her to join you.

#6 - On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm by alissa222

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at least you have a job.

#3 - On 07/01/2011 at 7:21pm by jamila123

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