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Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33742) - you deserved it (5245)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Fun dad you got their lol

#2 - On 06/30/2011 at 2:31am by WolfKing501

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That's when you slash his tires and leave a note saying "Are you tired of driving?"

#12 - On 06/30/2011 at 2:32am by Thanatos1206

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