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Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (3631)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

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Better safe than sorry

#1 - On 06/29/2011 at 5:59am by bigmanj28

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why did she stay inside if she was like "your gonna diee" ...

#2 - On 06/29/2011 at 6:00am by loveexgirl

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