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Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46764) - you deserved it (2814)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

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I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:01am by bennetts211

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wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks

#5 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:03am by olpally

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