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Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43607) - you deserved it (2621)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

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I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:01am by bennetts211

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Wow. Your parents and the rest on FML all sound horrible. they need to make a "Horrible-ass parents" section.

#10 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:04am by ShabbyCamel

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