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Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (2523)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

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