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Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33209) - you deserved it (3716)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

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I once had something stolen from me, I caught the guy and made him eat my poo and then made him eat his poo with my poo in it

#2 - On 06/14/2011 at 5:42am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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Are you sure its your bike? You do know that bikes are mass produced. If you're absolutely sure its yours then take it anyway, lol. Break the lock and run [or bike]!

#1 - On 06/14/2011 at 5:42am by sxe_beast

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