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Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
I once had something stolen from me, I caught the guy and made him eat my poo and then made him eat his poo with my poo in it
Are you sure its your bike? You do know that bikes are mass produced. If you're absolutely sure its yours then take it anyway, lol. Break the lock and run [or bike]!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014