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Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML


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On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)

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You mean your dad talking to you about his balls isn't normal?

#1 - On 06/04/2011 at 5:37pm by BroSkii69

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he was just trying to make things a little less awkward by starting a conversation... the irony

#9 - On 06/04/2011 at 5:42pm by DishHeads

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