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Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (2670)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Your place must be on the way to someone he loves :'(

#1 - On 06/02/2011 at 1:03pm by shamille

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Your dad had to get back to my house.

#5 - On 06/02/2011 at 1:05pm by FMLandurstoo

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