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Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (3994)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

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I totally can picture that in my mind. XD

#2 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:12pm by fatalblue06

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I always check the back seat when I get in.

#3 - On 06/01/2011 at 1:12pm by Jrefinne

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