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Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (7198)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

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Time for Nair? I think so.

#3 - On 05/31/2011 at 6:08pm by oboewhore_xD

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Strut that stash girl. Don't be insecure about it.

#8 - On 05/31/2011 at 6:10pm by iAmScrubs

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