Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend,...

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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You deserved it 8 842

By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 500

You deserved it 10 181

By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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You deserved it 4 450

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 076

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 027

By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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You deserved it 17 826

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 363

By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 367

You deserved it 7 834

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 941

By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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oboewhore_xD 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:08

Time for Nair? I think so.

AZUMIKKEL 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:07

Don't be too quick with self-praise!

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BAMF519 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:13

try waxing

BeachBoi_Alex 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:17

You deserve it for not waxing that shit.

northern_lights 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:23

I bet you miss a wax or a shave sometimes "BeachBoi"

BeachBoi_Alex 7

Friday 2 September 2011 12:02

Yea well at least I get the girls sadcunt.

Keyman1212 14

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:18

Is your boyfriend not man enough to stand up for you? Even if it was his friend, that still isn't acceptable in my book.

itslilly 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:35

Where's the "Like" button?

dreamering 16

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:32

"Wax on, wax off". Tomorrow you won't get it out of your head. Oh wait. That was for nipples

iHeartReyRey 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:33

bwahaha WIN!

luvppl 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:38

gotta love your comments :)

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:39

I really hope u wax that... or u could always get a job as the bearded lady, in the circus! lol

lilmisslovely13 15

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:44

every1luvsurcomments... o im clever :)

Mitcha857 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:46

boners strikes again!

Emster689 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:48

yeah because that's what every classy lady would say.

Eggers 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:51

30- is it bad that I get sexual images in my head when I read your comment?

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