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Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (4026)

On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

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"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

#5 - On 05/28/2011 at 6:02am by ChiddyBANGr

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that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

#10 - On 05/28/2011 at 6:10am by thebestof1984

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