Miscellaneous: Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman...

By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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By romedizzle - 24/11/2010 09:52 - Canada

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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thebestof1984 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:10

that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

ChiddyBANGr 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:02

"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

Comments

Carpy 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:16

Time to trim that hair & maybe clip off the pony tail.

btnhdude 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:16

i'm sorry but this kinda does relate to the fml, I admit I was wrong. now pls forgive me *whispers* take the bait! I won't do anything I promise

btnhdude 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:22

You should've sounded off like you got a pair, and let her see your war face.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:50

You should just turn your sound off. You're trying too hard.

pman590 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 12:31

when I first read this FML I instantly thought you might live in Bangkok!

fizzamj 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:41

Wtf why ?

kl_beans 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:18

1. Work out a lot more 2. Wear more masculine styles 3. Talk with a deeper voice 4. Go to the BARBERS and get a cool haircut - the rest is up to you!

allanaskye 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:33

Bitch got a penis.

DisappearingRose 18

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:47

She's old. Old people make mistakes. But if you do look like a girl.... Change your look.

Tantalum 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:48

So why did you lie?

PurpleRae420 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 14:40

She's an old dumbass old lady don't let it bother you when people get senile they get stupid and annoying just tell her to **** off and walk off but be ready to beat her back with something old ladies will hit you with their purse!