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Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29299) - you deserved it (3565)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

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Don't taze me bro?

#21 - On 05/28/2011 at 12:10am by blueberrygiraffe

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At least it wasn't a hand gun...

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 11:54pm by SugarCrazy

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