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Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)

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Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:31am by badonis

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What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

#30 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:52pm by FMLpleez1234

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