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Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26530) - you deserved it (14169)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

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haha at least it wasn't a pedophile with a honk if you're horny

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 9:56am by vatechrules1

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I really don't think anyone would take the time to look at bumper stickers after being cut off.

#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 9:56am by SilentNinja

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