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Man or woman?

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9674) - you deserved it (27588)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -

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Well, acknowledging you have a problem is the first step..

#4 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:10am by Doortje

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I think they thought you were more drunk than pathetic

#2 - On 05/16/2011 at 6:06am by FunnyGuy5051

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