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Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12802) - you deserved it (30459)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)

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The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

#4 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:02pm by iAmScrubs

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No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

#25 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:42pm by CitrusGirl

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