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Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I decided to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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why would you sit on a glass case protecting cupcakes? what if someone wants to look at the cupcakes? what if the glass breaks? you should have sucked it up... but maybe i just overthink the consequences of my actions too much

i donno. anyway its kind of silly.. i wonder what it feels like to squish a bunch of cupcakes with my bottom?

#6 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17am by philadelphianus

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YDI for trying to sit on a glass case

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17am by padlarf

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