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Today, I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly, a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up my pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9937) - you deserved it (43620)

On 05/04/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by CriminalMistake (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I noticed someone leaving the parking garage. She dropped a 5-dollar-bill. I picked it up and tried to return it to her, but when I caught up to her, she turned around and threatened to spray me with mace. FML.

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:06am by Some_guy

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lol at #2

But yeah I once saw an old man drop his glasses without realising, so being a good citizen, I picked them up and ran after him.

I got punched by a passer-by who thought I was trying to jump the old man. FML

#6 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:09am by skinonskin

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