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Today, I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly, a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up my pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML
Today, I noticed someone leaving the parking garage. She dropped a 5-dollar-bill. I picked it up and tried to return it to her, but when I caught up to her, she turned around and threatened to spray me with mace. FML.
lol at #2
But yeah I once saw an old man drop his glasses without realising, so being a good citizen, I picked them up and ran after him.
I got punched by a passer-by who thought I was trying to jump the old man. FML
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.