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Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44592) - you deserved it (3772)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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Who doesn't love tic-tacs?

#5 - On 05/11/2011 at 4:14pm by kamikrazy

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is your mom an idiot? they dont even look/taste similar. hur dur.

#13 - On 05/11/2011 at 4:15pm by AlexanderTesla

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