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Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32422) - you deserved it (2956)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked.

Pervert.

#3 - On 05/09/2011 at 12:52pm by Perdition

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Slap that ass!!!

#4 - On 05/09/2011 at 12:52pm by thebestof1984

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