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Today, is the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (5265)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Madi Jenna - United States

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get Gollum to help you he's really good at that

#1 - On 05/04/2011 at 4:16pm by zelhackin

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Looks likes it's time to cut it off.

#2 - On 05/04/2011 at 4:16pm by greg84

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