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Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by seb21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I was moderating the submissions earlier... your dad submitted one about forgetting your birthday and finding out you posted this submission. Seriously.

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:56pm by Pop_and_Pixels

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that sucks... that's happened to me before, too, but my dad didn't stop at why and continued on with, "you should stay at school." i felt like shit, but then i remembered that my dad forgot my birthday the year prior, as well, and maybe even the year before that, too, and thought maybe i should stop caring since i'm 20 years old. most parents suck at being parents.

#8 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm by paul

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