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Today, I called my dad to inform him I was coming home from college for the weekend. Expecting him to be excited, he responded with "why?" This weekend was my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36418) - you deserved it (1857)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by seb21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I was moderating the submissions earlier... your dad submitted one about forgetting your birthday and finding out you posted this submission. Seriously.

#4 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:56pm by Pop_and_Pixels

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My birthday was last weekend and also did not go home. Happy birthday, by the way! :)

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:08am by Amkii

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