Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34437) - you deserved it (5035)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Top comments

I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous

#9 - On 05/01/2011 at 3:28am by wayham22

See in context

you were so hot so the smoke detector went off

#8 - On 05/01/2011 at 3:25am by FMLandurstoo

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: