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Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42513) - you deserved it (4024)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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