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Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34745) - you deserved it (3242)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:40am - misc - by doubletrouble (woman) - United States (California)

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this looks like a messy job. maybe you should go in and live with them so they dont get in a big fight. women always help between fights. just walk around naked. it'll be ok!

#8 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:17pm by josh5634

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I don't think he intentionally did it to fuck you over.
They probably get along very well, you're going to have to suck it up.
The situation, not him.

#11 - On 04/22/2011 at 1:18pm by mintcar

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