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Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46424) - you deserved it (5699)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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I would have pelted them with my shit

#9 - On 04/19/2011 at 12:52pm by MyMuse7

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I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

#2 - On 04/19/2011 at 12:50pm by amerwin

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