By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

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amerwin 3

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, lesson learned....bad shit happens when you use public restrooms.....

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arandomer 0

that's why you shouldn't ....

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mintcar 9

That pun wasn't AWESOME.

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VorpikeII 17

no your right it was only awesome!!!!!!

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abbi96x 0

Waaaait. How on earth can kids break down a door?! Ninjas..

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litlpetlvr 0

at least it will be a funny story...

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ganja_warrior88 0

bet it was OFWGKTA

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every1luvsvag 10

Depending on what area of South Carolina you are from, that may have been me.

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amerwin 3

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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Heather_x0x0 6

LOL!!! so silly!

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ifiFaLL 1

i see what you did there!

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Michele2luv 8

haha I totally lol'd when I read this

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Jonny_Trump 0

This sure made me crack up. You sure you didn't poach this one from the Internet?

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rallets 22

wow, i didnt egg-spect that

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Insane_Tea 15

Wow such egg-citement! There are so many egg-treme and egg-o-tistical people in this world that egg-sactly this kind of situation seems to scramble out of nowhere and crack open a world of yolks.

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ichikibobivopula 0

grammar nazi says: "I would have scrambled out of THERE..."

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rocketeer_97 1

128- he fixed it so stfu, kay ? thanks(:

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Jonkbaby 22

something tells me he got out overhard rather than overeasy. because you can only hope your day will be sunny side up before it gets poached. then he will be hard-boiled!

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DisappearingRose 18

If I were a guy I would pee on them with my long penis.

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lalagurl11 6

I wanna suck your **** I bet it's real big.... I want you to **** my pussy hard...... Cuz I'm horny babe

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

Sounds like you've had a pretty egg-citing day.

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natas_fml 13

I didn't hit her, I did not ...ohai mark!

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ovechkinisbeast 9

sounds like you made a very shit-ty comment.

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

#156: I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I cant shove my head that far up my ass.

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thehillhaseyes8 2

that was the cheesiest ******* joke ive ever heard...

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brins_fml 0

I meant to say, if there was a like button for that comment, I'd press it

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ChantelRenaeee 0

oh, op. unless you washed it off, it would STINK!!!!! sucks for you.

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crazykidd15 0

yes! that's what they were doing . haha

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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

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bloobelly 0

you would've reached into the toilet and actually picked it up? :o

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ThatLooksSticky 16

No. He would have shit into his hand, then tossed it at the kids. Like monkeys do.

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Aim4thebullseye 4

or simply stuff their heads in the Rolodex or shit right on their heads

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jadenstigman 0

projectile turds

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starah_fml 0

lol you must be super young!

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pitchblease 2

those kids are the most BAMF eggers ever. kicking a door down, must have been epic. you should have tried to pee on them.

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WinMan 7

thanks. but i cant take credit for the idea. that dylans idea.

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blueglue 0

who takes ***** in public bathrooms ? ydi

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Grimmerie 31

who ***** at all? i never have and never will.

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ifiFaLL 1

azns must not shit. too ninja

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suprmidgt 0

the public. some people don't have the luxury of a regular bowel.

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bakapyon 0

people who have to take a dump

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xxrogerthatxx 19

sometimes, people have no other choice, I was homeless for a period of time...

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MrGold 0

Should have thrown your huevos at them.

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