By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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MyMuse7 0

I would have pelted them with my shit

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amerwin 3

I would've scrambled out of their as quickly as possible.

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EmoLover681 0

damn that foul. What the hell, its just like zombies. they always come after you when you're taking a dump.

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lmaoatall 6

craptacular , that one made me laugh for an eggxtra long time! just eggcelent! yes indeedy! no yokes about it.

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lmaoatall 6

it was intended to be 38. do you know what's even corny- ear than that? corn poop. lol

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cyanidesandwich 21

roflmfaoeatwswpmfpdiatp 5 dollars to anyone who can guess what this means.

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ashmichelle85 0

it's not worth putting my mind through the torture for 5 bucks

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cptmorgan15 2

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Even At The Water Slide With People Making Fart Pills Diving Into A Toilet Pool.

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lmaoatall 6

I got- throw up in my face while I eat swamp meat with fried tators dirty diapers and tp?!?! do I get the five. hell idk!

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Nena713 0

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off eating a twix with snickers with peanuts mother ******* peanuts delicious I am tired peace. Lol I win!

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cyanidesandwich 21

even though i enjoy the othe answers, the correct answer is: Rolling on floor laughing my ass off eating a taco with sombrero while petting my dinosaur in a tar pit

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skadoosh52 0

lmaoo its stories like dis date make me happy that i got dis app :)

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minidinosaurgoes 9

then pelt them with shit!!

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js3426 0

should have caught one of them then hold him down and shit on him

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

hahaha that is so funny and now you prob will smell like eggs until you shower those kids pwn

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