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Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21480) - you deserved it (9798)

On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety

#7 - On 04/17/2011 at 3:28am by enonymous

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LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P

#1 - On 04/17/2011 at 3:18am by hollylollyxoxo

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