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Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety
LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P
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