By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 139
You deserved it 11 238

Same thing different taste

Top comments

enonymous 8

Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety

LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P

Comments

So he decided it was his turn to change your diaper? I guess he decided to use his mouth to tear a hole in your diaper and suction it out...sick kid.

madisonpaige19 7

Your theory is quite weird to me.

lucky he didnt dive under and naw on your testacals,

EYYYBOOTS 0

I think a babysitter would be a girl hun

kingtz 6

26, because, really, would you hire some dude to watch your kids?

I dont think he was pretending. He wanted your ass. ^.~

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Now are we talking cheek or hole?

lol, Pedobear now has an FML account

YDI for not having a shiny metal ass, which would have made this FML 10x funnier.

lazerdude07 0

you can't chase a 19 month old girl. she probably can't walk

monnanon 13

19 months old a year and 7 months, most kids can walk and run by then, they are usually walking a few steps or at least standing by a year old.

I know a 9 mos old who walks with help now and will be walking by himself in no time

my 18 month old nephew is a fast runner lol

monnanon 13

I can only assume that the person that said she cant walk thought the baby was a lot younger than 19 months. If the baby has no physical problems and doesn't need one of those hip casts then for the most part they are running well before 19 months.

ChubbyBunny3 0

@40 ... Yes she could... babies can start walking before their first birthday