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Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML


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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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congratulations, that was a big step.

#5 - On 04/13/2011 at 9:43am by oz2sd

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No worries, OP. Your dad will realize you're serious when you start bringing girls home. Happy hunting!

#9 - On 04/13/2011 at 9:47am by Babushka_Homyak

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