Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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#3 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:24pm by ripgeorgecarl1n
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would u rather her say jacking off?
#14 - On 04/03/2011 at 5:03pm by brocept
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