Today, my girlfriend called me and asked what I was doing. I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13593) - you deserved it (31826)
On 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband…
JJMan217 also deserved itToday, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone…
#3 - On 04/03/2011 at 4:24pm by ripgeorgecarl1n
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+18 | 7
would u rather her say jacking off?
#14 - On 04/03/2011 at 5:03pm by brocept
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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