Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30977) - you deserved it (4852)
On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Jon's life also sucksToday, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the…
Toothy also deserved itToday, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to…
#1 - On 04/02/2011 at 7:13pm by danab
See in context
dress less creepy
#4 - On 04/02/2011 at 7:13pm by DoubleL4567
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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