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Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML


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On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If you had shouted "Praise the Lord", then everything would have been OK.

#6 - On 03/31/2011 at 1:09pm by RedPillSucks

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You got off lucky, for realz. If that were me I would have let out a lot more than a squeal. Something along the lines of "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK", politely demonstrated by me today when my mother dearest slammed my toe in the car door :)

#12 - On 03/31/2011 at 1:14pm by Happygofucky

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